He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm at about main and main street
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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