do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need help removing her.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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