is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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