I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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