That's intense
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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