The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Randomize
