New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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