I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Drake has all the answers
I have post one night stand depression
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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