it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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