hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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