i just google imaged poop.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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