D3 body, D1 cock
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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