Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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