So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
