Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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