my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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