you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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