worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The uberlube is also flammable
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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