I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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