"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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