Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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