if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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