Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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