no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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