Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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