Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(318): View more from Louisiana

But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...

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(862): View more from New Jersey

i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge

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(239): View more from Florida

My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.

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(708): View more from Illinois

having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?

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(619): View more from California

my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.

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