do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.