Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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