Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.