Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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