Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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