just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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