what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My feet surprised me
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