please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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