got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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