I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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