i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Hippo gnu deer
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
