Pants 0. Shit 1.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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