ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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