I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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