the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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