STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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