Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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