it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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