'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Found your dick twin last night
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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