i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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