I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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