in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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