And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Terrible idea I love it
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
