that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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