Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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