that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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