it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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