she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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