I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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