I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize