Fine. I'll sleep in my office
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You may now shotgun with the bride
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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