Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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