I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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