Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
