Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
