i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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